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Title: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: DrGonzoII on July 06, 2012, 11:56 pm
Hey everybody.

I would like to start this out by saying that I am not a vendor and do not plan on being one anytime soon. And I know that as such, it is technically against the rules for me to be posting here. So if you mods feel the need to move this somewhere else than go ahead but please don't lock this immediately without hearing me out first.


It has been brought to my attention that some incipient fools like to think that I do nothing for the community. And after seeing several people I barely know stick up for me. I have been inspired to pay it forward and prove that certain trolls don't know shit about me and my agendas.

So I have some change laying in my SR account and I have decide to celebrate my 500th post by giving 0.5 BTC to the first 4 people with over 100 posts that respond to this thread.

(I reserve to right to deny this to any and all known douchebags and schill accounts like AKGOOFY or thejudge)



HAPPY FESTIVUS AND MAY THE SILK ROAD REIGN SUPREME FOR ALL TIME
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: MyNameIsErrl on July 07, 2012, 12:01 am
I don't have 100 posts, but well on my way and worth a shot.  ;)
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 07, 2012, 12:05 am
The fact that I'm a huge Hunter Thompson fan and like free money compels me to post. I just assumed there were too many Mr. Dukes to register with that username.  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: Brave New World on July 07, 2012, 12:05 am
Thanks Dr. Gonzo
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: DrGonzoII on July 07, 2012, 12:14 am
I don't have 100 posts, but well on my way and worth a shot.  ;)

Dude....you might only have 40-something posts. But you STARTED the BHO review thread. And that deserves to be sticky.

I'm gonna add an extra slot just for you

So far I have:

1) MyNameIsEarl
2)VinnyG007
3) Brave New World
4)
5)

Once the slots are filled. Everyone that I choose should PM me with their SR username and I will send it with the quickness.

May You Live Long And Prosper
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: PsilocybinTendencies on July 07, 2012, 12:15 am
What's up gonz.

My sr name is different from this name.
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: anonaddict on July 07, 2012, 12:25 am
Dam it missed it by just that much :(
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: DrGonzoII on July 07, 2012, 12:27 am
AND THE WINNERS ARE IN!!!!

1) MyNameIsEarl
2) VinnyG007
3) Brave New World
4) PsilocybinTendencies
5) TallTemptress

Brave New World has already PMed me and I have sent him his prize

Everyone else on the list can do the same.
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 07, 2012, 12:45 am
Yay I won something! My rep went down 2 points in a few minutes though. What the hell? Cheeky bastards.  ???

Happy 500th post man.

I give thee +1 karma.
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: acesshex on July 07, 2012, 12:48 am
Who doesnt love free bitcoins?  I sure do.  Hope I could grab some
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: anonaddict on July 07, 2012, 12:55 am
Yay I won something! My rep went down 2 points in a few minutes though. What the hell? Cheeky bastards.  ???

Happy 500th post man.

I give thee +1 karma.

I will give you and DrGonzoII +1
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: Gary Oak on July 07, 2012, 01:14 am
I love your reviews man, you're more useful than me at least. ;D I'm just a dude that's done a lot of drugs, and that is that.
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: DrGonzoII on July 07, 2012, 01:22 am
Thanks Gary. That means a lot.

And BTW.....I am still waiting for a PM for MyNameIsErrl and PsilocybinTendencies
If I don't hear from you guys within 24 hours than I will pass it on to Anonaddict and someone else.

And if I don't get a slap on the wrist from the mods for doing this (Don't know why they would. but you never know)
Than you can expect to see similar contests from me in the future.
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 07, 2012, 01:35 am
I for one would like to have a fiddling contest, I'm just not sure how such an event would work, logistically and such.
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: BonesJones42 on July 07, 2012, 03:13 am
Not here for the bitcoins, here to tell the haters to fuck off. They have no idea what they're talking about.
I can't give DrGonzoII enough karma.. literally, the system yells at me if I try to do it more than once in 72 hours  >:(
Keep it real man
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: DrGonzoII on July 07, 2012, 04:00 am
Thanks Bones....i run into the same problem a lot. ;)

@Vinnyg007: I would be totally down for a jam off (I'm a Multi-Instrumentalist) and I have actually been trying to work out a way of establishing a secure audio connection over tor. (I have considered video as well but that just seemed inherently insecure)
Sadly....I have not made much progress...Any suggestions from the linux nerd crowd would be appreciated.
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 07, 2012, 04:11 am
I don't know how to fiddle. I have no idea where that came from. I assume it's just drug-addled gibberish and some sort of segment of a Futurama episode seeping out of my subconscious.
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: BonesJones42 on July 07, 2012, 05:07 am
I don't know how to fiddle. I have no idea where that came from. I assume it's just drug-addled gibberish and some sort of segment of a Futurama episode seeping out of my subconscious.

Side note: They killed Calculon?!?!?!?!?


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  :'(
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: DrGonzoII on July 07, 2012, 05:12 am
Yea i saw that too.....very sad


Side note: Futurama is the only cartoon to bring a tear to my eye since Rikki-Tikki-Tavi

It was the end Jurassic Bark (The episode about fry's dog)
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: PsilocybinTendencies on July 07, 2012, 05:15 am
Wow, second thing I've won on this site XD

Thanks gonzo!!

I love this place.

I for one, want to learn to blow a mouth-harp.

Pm sent, sorry about the delay.
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 07, 2012, 05:17 am
I fucking hate that episode of Futurama. God damn you Seymour. That shit made me tear up like seven times. Everyone hates that episode.
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: BonesJones42 on July 07, 2012, 05:17 am
Yea i saw that too.....very sad


Side note: Futurama is the only cartoon to bring a tear to my eye since Rikki-Tikki-Tavi

It was the end Jurassic Bark (The episode about fry's dog)

I tear-up pretty much every time I watch that episode. You know it's based on a true story right?
Clearnet warning (duh): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hachik%C5%8D
Makes me sad just reading the Wikipedia article  :'(

All I know is that if they ever kill Zapp Brannigan, I'll forever retire from watching Futurama.
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 07, 2012, 05:21 am
Zapp Brannigan is based on Phil hartman, so he technically has been dead for about 15 years.  ;D
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: DrGonzoII on July 07, 2012, 05:26 am
WOW...I didn't know that.

I don't wanna read that story right now because i just took a tab and I imagine it is very sad. but i will when I am sober.

And I agree with you about Zapp. Futurama would be lost without his Shatner-esque arrogance. (which is who I always assumed he was based on. Didn't know about Phil Hartman)

I am so happy that comedy central decided to resurrect the show (and they did a much better job than SpikeTV did with resurrecting Ren and Stimpy)
Probably the smartest thing comedy central has done since they picked up south park.

Now if only adult swim would bring back moral orel :(
At least the venture brothers still has another season coming ;D
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 07, 2012, 05:32 am
Those new Ren and Stimpy's were fucking awful. Fuck I'm watching Weeds and this show went down hill quick. Someone needs to start a TV and movie sort of thread. I feel as if I hijacked this one with fiddle gibberish.
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: bladen on July 07, 2012, 05:44 am
Vinny, I'm going to try to even out your karma. I don't know how it got so bad LOL. I hope you watch Breaking Bad, that's the one drug show that didn't tank (unless you count The Sopranos).

Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: DrGonzoII on July 07, 2012, 05:46 am
its funny because me and TallTemptress were just talking about starting a druggie films/Tv Shows thread

And breaking bad is the shit. I'll never forget that feeling of amazement when I saw the first episode and couldn't believe the dad from Malcom in the Middle was cooking meth.
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: DrGonzoII on July 07, 2012, 06:18 am
LOL....i like your style....And i am willing to bet that most of your problems stem from the serequel.......That shit and most other psyche meds are just a shot in the dark and most doctors have no clue as to what they even actually do to your brain. a close friend of mind now has permanent parkinsons that was caused from a case of serotonin syndrome that was brought about when their doctor prescribed them multiple psyche meds that contraindicated each other.....enough said......Mainstream doctors don't know dick about the brain

every serotonin based psyche med I have ever taken felt like a bad mushroom trip without the visuals
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: bladen on July 07, 2012, 06:31 am
Just to chime in on the topic of serotonin based psyche meds....

Patients who are prescribed these medications for depression or anxiety are initially tested for the disorder based on a set of criteria from the DSM-IV. After taking the medications, even months after, these same patients will STILL meet the criteria for the same disorder!! Albeit with different symptoms. The real kicker is that the SECOND they stop taking the meds, they are back to square one. Well, actually, I'd call it square negative one. Oh, and if that isn't enough, they teach us Psych majors this in college! And psychologists and doctors STILL prescribe them like anti fucking biotics! Haha. What a world.
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: bladen on July 07, 2012, 06:39 am


I've read a bit of the diagnostic statistical manual and wikipedia every single fucking thing I can think of and my doctor completely hates me for it.

Haha, yup. The DSM is your best friend and your doctor's worst enemy if you know how to use it. I've been able to fake a few disorders to get what I want. Too easy.
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: DrGonzoII on July 07, 2012, 06:48 am
Yea doctors hate it when you know more than them because and They absolutely loathe the idea that someone can know enough about there own body to accurately self diagnose and treat their own conditions (because then the bastards would be out of a job if everyone did that)

I remember having to live in an in-patient rehab for 6 months as a teen for smoking pot. and I was the group counelor's worst fucking nightmare. I had a cogent rebuttal for every piece of disinformation they had to say about this or that drug. and I was almost always able to cite an indepently funded study to prove my case.

Of course my kicking and screaming turned a 1 month stay into 6 and now look at me. they didn't do anything to modify my behavior except perhaps to reinforce my negative views of the government and its failed drug policies.
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: kryptoz on July 07, 2012, 07:01 am
Yea doctors hate it when you know more than them because and They absolutely loathe the idea that someone can know enough about there own body to accurately self diagnose and treat their own conditions (because then the bastards would be out of a job if everyone did that)

I remember having to live in an in-patient rehab for 6 months as a teen for smoking pot. and I was the group counelor's worst fucking nightmare. I had a cogent rebuttal for every piece of disinformation they had to say about this or that drug. and I was almost always able to cite an indepently funded study to prove my case.

Of course my kicking and screaming turned a 1 month stay into 6 and now look at me. they didn't do anything to modify my behavior except perhaps to reinforce my negative views of the government and its failed drug policies.

For pot? Seriously? They're so incredibly retarded. Nowdays, they just try to scare kids with bullshit (ie the DARE program). I feel bad for you man :(
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: DrGonzoII on July 07, 2012, 07:14 am
Yea....it was rightously fucked up.
But in the end....I wouldn't change a thing....it might have been a shitty experience. but it opened my eyes to how the system really works....and It is one of the top things to happen to me as a child that has helped to shape my personality. (magic mushrooms + "fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" at the age of 12 being #1 on that list)
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: nomad bloodbath on July 07, 2012, 08:22 am
Gonzo is in bliss melting in Dissocia!
Title: Re: Pay it Forward: DrGonzoII's 500 Post Celebration Giveaway
Post by: DrGonzoII on July 07, 2012, 08:40 am
WOW....When i first posted this i wasn't sure how you mods would feel about it, since I'm not a vendor or anything but your approval is greatly appreciated nomad.

And If I have your blessing than I will host similar celebration contests in the future.


BTW. I'm still waiting to hear from MyNameIsErrl. ( I see that there is an SR account with the same name but you MUST PM on the forums to verify that that is your account before I send your prize)

I added an extra spot just for you but haven't heard anything back yet.

If I don't get a PM from you by tomorrow, than I will have to send it on to anonaddict